A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Specialization is for insects - Indeed! Indeed it is!
Let me see how I fare on the checklist:
Change a diaper - Yet to try, shouldn't be too difficult I reckon. Should try out on my 1-year old cousin soon.
Plan an invasion - Ummm.. I think I should draft a proposal to Mr. Singh.
Butcher a hog - Well, lets skip that one for now - I am a peace-loving human being.
Conn a ship - It will be amazing; but it'll take time before I get to lay my hands on one.
Design a building - This one I have done!
Write a sonnet - This one's difficult; I don't like poetry!
Balance accounts - Aye aye, S grade in the course on accounting. \m/
Build a wall - Sometime soon
Set a bone - I don't know what it means :-|
Comfort the dying - Yes, I have been there
Take orders - Loads of times
Give orders - (Loads of times) X 100
Cooperate - Yes, been there. done that
Act alone - Done
Solve equations - Did that till first year of college
Analyze a new problem - same as above
Pitch manure - Good old childhood days
Program a computer - "Hello World"
Cook a tasty meal - 'Taste' is subjective
Fight efficiently - In my schooldays, Yes. After that, it was mostly on the joystick and subsequently on the comp. Lately, the fight is with my self.
Die gallantly - I am sure I will!
4 comments:
thou hath not completedest the last one.. so thou failest :P and yes, specialization is for insects
You can conn my ship you know, when i get it.. which would be sometime soon.. :D
@ Anusha,
We are all buying time - for one day, we'll all be gone :-P
@ Ugri,
As I told you the other day, Linkin Park will be proud of you my boy!
Haha... something that I have always believed. Nice phrase "Specialization is for insects".
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