Wednesday, January 30

The BIG BLING theory


This theory states how to make loads of bling bling in bang bang time.

The associated rhyme is 'Blinga Blinga roses'

The theory has not been made yet but yes, it has been put into practice. There are three co-authors of this theory who have contributed to the non-existence of such a theory. The sole aim of this theory is to help it's co-authors become infinitely rich, famous and powerful. The theory, when made, would outline how to erect, buy and sell companies, How to buy-off people who become a pain in the ass, How to talk about something that does not exist but exists only in its non-existence. Such non-existence of that something helps the authors to dream unlimited about the possibilities of such a theory, if made.

So! There is no theory, it does not exist. But the authors exist and they have learnt (almost) to put the theory in practice. There seem to be endless opportunities once the theory is formulated but the whole essence of the theory is lost if it is made. Hence the theory exists only in theory and is being practiced. Such practice of the theory gives the authors a great chance to Bang their way to the Bling Bling.

PERIOD.

Pic courtesy: Vatsa, www.vatsap.com

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cup maxxx

Anonymous said...

I agree with the above anonymous.

Vikas Shenoy said...

Yup. I too agree with the above anonymouses.

The whole point was to write vague-shit that'd be beyond comprehension. :-)

Anonymous said...

I'm anonymous 2

It was cup maxxx in that it miserably fails to do that too.

Vikas Shenoy said...

So you mean it is comprehensible? or is it not?

I guess that is an exhaustive set!

Czar said...

Beautifully conceptualized. :)

Had a great time reading something after a long time on your blog.

Anonymous said...

To be incomprehensible, something must have had some intent which was not understood. Yours either had no intent, or if it did (to be incomprehensible) I quite understood the intent. So it is cup maxxx either way. :(

Vikas Shenoy said...

@ czar, Thanks man!

@ Anonymous, I think now you are cupping it as well. Atleast comments should be comprehensible but I am unable to understand it, so the purpose of the comment is lost :(

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