The BIG BLING theory

This theory states how to make loads of bling bling in bang bang time.

The associated rhyme is 'Blinga Blinga roses'

The theory has not been made yet but yes, it has been put into practice. There are three co-authors of this theory who have contributed to the non-existence of such a theory. The sole aim of this theory is to help it's co-authors become infinitely rich, famous and powerful. The theory, when made, would outline how to erect, buy and sell companies, How to buy-off people who become a pain in the ass, How to talk about something that does not exist but exists only in its non-existence. Such non-existence of that something helps the authors to dream unlimited about the possibilities of such a theory, if made.

So! There is no theory, it does not exist. But the authors exist and they have learnt (almost) to put the theory in practice. There seem to be endless opportunities once the theory is formulated but the whole essence of the theory is lost if it is made. Hence the theory exists only in theory and is being practiced. Such practice of the theory gives the authors a great chance to Bang their way to the Bling Bling.

PERIOD.

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On the Super Highway of life!!

It has been on e hell of a time since I have posted. And there could not have been a better time to blog than this.

Life has been really exciting over the past few days. This semester has been impossibly brilliant till now (touch wood!!) The high of working for Saarang initially cracking all the deals and interacting with Marketing heads and 25-year old Directors of companies was something!!

Then came the TIE entrepreneurship conference and boy-o-boy, how much I thank my stars for having gone there. Then came Saarang; this Saarang has been undoubtedly the best Saarang I have lived. There is a special feeling when all your hardwork manifests into something as great as the show we managed to pull off. That we did it against odds makes it all the more special. Saarang for me is more than a cultural fest, it is one opportunity to interact with diverse people, to lead a team, to work for a team, to be a figurehead, to be a coordinator, to be a representative, to prove my worth to myself.


What Shaastra taught me, Saarang has just topped it.

That apart, a few interesting instances have happened, a few interesting people met. Networking has helped big time. And together with a couple friends, I am embarking on an exciting journey, one that resulted due to sheer coincidence and enthusiasm and the desire to achieve, the desire to excel.